There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if only i could text you this smell
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
