my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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