that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I bet he comes in French.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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