You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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