I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
