Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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