Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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