Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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