is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Buhtt sex?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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