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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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