Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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