I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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