this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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