sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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