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God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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