I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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