They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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