3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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