So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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