I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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