i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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