I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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