he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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