is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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