I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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