Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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