It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
