Its about making memories worth repressing
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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