how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
