Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want to make a zoo with you.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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