i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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