I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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