Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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