Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im holly from the hills drunk
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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