I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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