Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
