what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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