There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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