I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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