Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he was CRYING into my vagina
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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