I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
