my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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