I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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