it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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