Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When did angry sex become our thing?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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