porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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