you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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