Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
