she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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