if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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