Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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